Meghan

reshiham:

yifflord:

reshiham:

why cant your nose be 12 inches long?

because then it’ll be a foot

image

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Jul 28
Jul 28

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darbesaurus:

whorville:

My only talent is breathing

I said this to my mom and she just said “you have asthma, moron”

(via humorking)

Jul 28
Jul 28

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astoundly:

sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean

(Source: astoundly, via cumfort)

Jul 28

parkingintopeter:

do you want to hear a joke

the north american education system

(via humorking)

Jul 28
Jul 28

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Jul 28

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Jul 28

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Jul 28

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